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carpr0n:

Incandescence
Starring: BMW E92
(by das.boost)

carpr0n:

Incandescence

Starring: BMW E92

(by das.boost)

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do-it-kid:

funkienokie:

kimalcantara:

Google Translate singing Super Bass By Nicki Minaj

AWESOME SAUCE! 

Boom boom baroom boom boom.

(Source: popshit, via panicattheparadisefears)

A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
Best friends.

takingovercontroll:

They are there to be obnoxious with you…

…And to listen to your stupid stories.

They know how to cheer you up…

…And how to bring you down.

They know when you like someone…

…Or when you need to rebuild your self esteem.

Sometimes, they can be annoying…

Or just simply embarrassing…

But they will be always there for you, forever.

<3 THAT

(via requisiteamountofcaffeine)

When a family member i haven’t see in years comes to my house:

thiscitysrestless:

They are always like: 

“OH MY GOSH! You growed up really fast! I can remember when you were a baby!”

Me: 

“Erm, thanks?” 

And he/she asks: 

“Do you have a boyfriend?” 

Me: 

The question that i don’t know how to answer: 

“How’s school? Fine?” 

Me:

“Erm, yeah, fine” 

but inside i’m like: 

“YOU ARE ALWAYS ASKING THE SAME FUCKING QUESTIONS” 

(Source: theoceanswide, via ballroom-pop)

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